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For DC’s Hottest Restaurant Weed Dispensaries Are Like A Hole In The Head

For DC’s Hottest Restaurant Weed Dispensaries Are Like A Hole In The Head

<p><&excl;-- BEGIN THEIA POST SLIDER --><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p> <br &sol;>&NewLine;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<div style&equals;"position&colon;relative" data-narration-container&equals;"true">&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">In 1802&comma; Napoleon Bonaparte established the French Legion of Honor&period; In 1994&comma; Chef Bernard Loiseau was inducted into this order for his transcendent contributions to French cuisine&period; It is France’s highest honor&comma; military or civilian&period; In 2003&comma; he stuck a shotgun into his mouth and blew his brains out the back of his skull&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">After a food magazine downgraded his restaurant&comma; rumors began circulating that Michelin would do the same&period; Rather than see it become true&comma; Chef Bernard took a bow and exited stage left&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">This is&comma; to any normal person&comma; an extreme reaction to the opinion of a tire company about your cooking&period; And I am aware that the normal people are correct&period; But Chef Bernard was no normal person&semi; Chef Bernard is my hero&period; He embodied a world in which people aren’t flippant about beauty and craft — the world I want to live in&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">My restaurant in Washington&comma; D&period;C&period;&comma; Butterworth’s&comma; is in no danger of losing a Michelin star because we have none&period; But we sweep behind the refrigerators&comma; pressure wash the sidewalk&comma; and prepare food the hard way&period; Our French fries take three days to make&period; The sauce for our bone marrow escargot&comma; two&period; When lamb is on the menu&comma; it is usually a whole lamb&comma; butchered in its entirety down to each cut&period; We do these things because we cannot help ourselves&period; Because we aren’t sure who we would be without it&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">Next door is one of many cannabis dispensaries in D&period;C&period; Down the block&comma; two more&period; One block further down Pennsylvania Avenue&comma; three more&period; They have names like &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;BluntSlut” and &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Highway420” in purple neon and QR codes taped crookedly to the glass&period; At eleven o’clock in the morning&comma; men stand outside watching videos on their phones at full volume while smoke drifts through the front doors whenever a guest opens it&period; There have been plenty of nights when I am getting crushed by orders for tartare and steak au poivre while a man in pajama pants leans against a lime scooter and screams into the street&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">Washington&comma; D&period;C&period;’s marijuana laws exist in a state of deliberate confusion&comma; which I know because I spent an unpleasant afternoon trying to understand them&period; In 2014&comma; D&period;C&period; voters legalized personal possession&period; But Congress&comma; which controls the city’s budget&comma; blocked D&period;C&period; from licensing or regulating commercial sales&period; The result is a market that cannot legally exist and cannot be stopped from existing&period; For years&comma; the city’s solution was the &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;gift economy&comma;”<span class&equals;"Apple-converted-space">  <&sol;span>where if you bought a sticker&comma; marijuana appeared in your hand&period; It had the logic of children&period; Then the city cracked down&comma; raided sixty-odd shops&comma; and arrived at its replacement&colon; declare yourself a medical patient by phone in four minutes&comma; walk into a licensed dispensary&comma; and buy whatever you like&period; The transaction is legal now&period; The logic is still childish&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">It is so glaringly obvious that weed&comma; as it is currently quasi-regulated in D&period;C&period;&comma; is not working&period; But no one seems interested in resolving the underlying issues&period; Congress lacks the attention span&comma; and the city has only barely managed to replace one absurdity with a slightly less absurd one&period; One week&comma; the city raided dispensaries only to have those same dispensaries reopen under different names with the same employees beneath the same neon the very next week&period; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Cloud9” became &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;ZaMuseum&period;” Somebody printed new menus&comma; and the whole performance resumed&period; This week&comma; we have &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;marijuana lounges” coming&comma; so you can gather with fellow gentlemen and scholars to smoke your weed in person&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">I do not especially care if people smoke weed&period; Civilization has always contained vice&period; Restaurants are vice&period; Alcohol certainly is&period; Butter and cigarettes and beautiful women in black dresses and staying out too late on a Tuesday are&comma; too&period; Some of the best parts of life are&period; But D&period;C&period;’s haphazard weed culture is not a vice&semi; it’s a cash grab by the dumbest people you’ve ever met&comma; and overseen by its laziest&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">This malaise seems to be the entire working policy of D&period;C&period; Most days feel like the Do Lung Bridge scene in <i>Apocalypse Now<&sol;i>&period; The bridge keeps getting shelled&period; Music blares in the background&period; Martin Sheen’s character asks a soldier&comma; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Who’s your commanding officer&quest;” The kid with a machine gun in his hand asks&colon; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Ain’t you&quest;” <i&sol;><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">If you squint&comma; there are times when Pennsylvania Avenue feels vaguely ceremonial&period; It feels like &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;The Capital&comma;” &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;The White House&comma;” &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;America&comma;” and its great empire&period; But more soberly&comma; it mostly looks like empty storefronts and a Reddit homepage come to life — a place where you can hand-cut potatoes while down the street somebody sells pre-rolled joints named after cartoon characters&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">I do not have Bernard’s courage&period; I am still here — still sweeping the sidewalk and butchering the lamb&period; I have yet to put a shotgun in my mouth&period; While I take responsibility for every bad meal my customers have or every drink not served perfectly cold&comma; this particular problem is not my fault&period; In fact&comma; no one can agree on whose fault it is&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">Congress says it’s a local matter&period; The city says Congress tied its hands&period; We are led by morons who do not care that the day-to-day exhaustion of this lack of leadership is absorbed by idiots like me&comma; who still show up every day&comma; still caring&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">Shortly after Chef Bernard died&comma; Michelin announced that his restaurant would retain all three stars&period; He never knew&period; I think about that on the mornings when cooking well is enough and on the mornings when it isn’t&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p1">&ast;&ast;&ast;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<p class&equals;"p2"><i>Bart Hutchins is the chef and owner of Butterworth’s&period; He’s on X &commat;whiteguyfieri&period;<&sol;i><&sol;p>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;<p><br &sol;>&NewLine;<br &sol;><a href&equals;"https&colon;&sol;&sol;www&period;dailywire&period;com&sol;news&sol;for-dcs-hottest-restaurant-weed-dispensaries-are-like-a-hole-in-the-head">Source link <&sol;a><&sol;p>&NewLine;<p><&excl;-- END THEIA POST SLIDER --><&sol;p>&NewLine;

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